so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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