You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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