We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
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It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
What happened?
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Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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