idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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