there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
