Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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