so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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