We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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