I'm going to rape someone's good day.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Semen is not good for contacts.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Shame - the story of my life.
Randomize
