if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
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He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
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Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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