well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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