I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
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We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
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I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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