Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
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did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
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we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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