Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I showed him my bush... on skype.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
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getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
you inspire me to be a worse person
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
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I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
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