I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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