Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
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Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
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can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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