i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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