just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
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you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
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Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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