if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I'm just crazy horny about you
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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