i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
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At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
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he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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