You surviving the open bar?
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hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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