i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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