better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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