then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
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Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
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Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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