yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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