you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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