A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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