god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
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I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
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I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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