are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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