Whod you bang
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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