question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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