is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
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I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
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I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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