Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
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