No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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