I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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