She's JV to your varsity
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
its not stalking. its research.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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