Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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