Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it