I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
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bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
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We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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