who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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