she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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