i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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