Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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