i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
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If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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