whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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