Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
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