When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
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I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
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Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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