You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
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I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
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We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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