Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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