Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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