Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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