These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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